Looking fit and lean, "Sex and the City" hunk Chris Noth soaked his 55-year-old muscles on Miami Beach on Monday.
As Carrie Bradshaw would say, "me likey."
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies
There is no video of what went down between Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren on the night of his accident -- so the Chinese made one up!
The "Sims" meets "Grand Theft Auto" computer graphics reenactment, which aired on a Chinese news broadcast, is easily the best thing we have seen all day.
Filed under: Tiger Woods
50 Cent hit up a real, working brothel in Germany last night, but he wasn't there to play -- dude was there to work! 
Fiddy put on a concert inside the nightclub section of the famous Pascha brothel in Cologne -- the largest working brothel in Europe.
Fortunately, 50 also took some time to enjoy the sights.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, 50 Cent
TMZ has obtained a photo taken by security cameras outside of Orlando Bloom's house on the morning it was burglarized ... and authorities think the pic shows the Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch doing their thing.
Even though only two suspected members of the bunch -- Alexis Neiers and Nick Prugo -- have been charged with the Bloom burglary, the photo clearly shows four hooded people walking in the street.
Filed under: Exclusives, Burglar Bunch
Just when Dallas Cowboys fans were moving on from that whole Yoko Romo curse thing, Jessica Simpson has her eyes set on Tony's teammate -- wide-receiver Miles Austin.
We got Jess out in NYC last night, where she said she thought her ex's Vegas wingman was a "hottie."
Austin has been scoring like crazy this season -- but if you believe in curses, this is one end zone he might wanna stay away from!
Filed under: Jessica Simpson, TMZ Sports
Here's Prince Charles' second wife Camilla Parker Bowles in England on Tuesday (left) -- and a Hasidic Jewish man in Poland (right).
One of them could use a shave.
We're just sayin'.
Filed under: We're Just Sayin'
Tiger Woods' neighbors -- the ones who made the 911 call -- just hired lawyers to talk to the media ... and one of them just offered up new details about what happened after the crash.
Attorney Bill Sharpe said the Adams family was awake when the crash occurred -- and that they were surprised, obviously, when they discovered it was Tiger lying on the ground outside their house.
Sharpe said Tiger's wife Elin asked them for help -- which is why they called 911. The lawyer said they gave Tiger a pillow and a blanket while they waited for an ambulance.
Sharpe said the family told him there were no indications the Woods were fighting that night -- and Elin was very concerned for Tiger's safety.
The next guy, attorney Christian Conrad, wasn't as forthcoming ... reading a brief statement about how the Adams family want to remain good neighbors by shutting their traps about what happened ... and want to be left alone.
Filed under: TMZ Sports, Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods did not bleed in the vehicle he crashed Friday morning -- not a single drop -- according to law enforcement sources.
Cops from the Windermere PD, who first responded on scene, observed Tiger's lower lip split open and we're told he had other marks as well. But TMZ sources say there was absolutely no blood in the SUV.
What's more -- we've learned Tiger's wife, Elin Nordegren, told Windermere cops she smashed the back passenger window with the golf club, then unlocked the driver's door and dragged Tiger out. Yet there were no traces of blood.
This has created even more suspicion with law enforcement ... that Tiger's wounds may have not been the result of SUV meets fire hydrant.
We're told the Florida Highway Patrol has been frustrated by attempts to secure video of the accident. Even though we know there were surveillance cameras on Tiger's property, his lawyer isn't making video available. The people who manage the gated community have said they have no video of the crash.
As we first reported, the FHP sent troopers to the hospital where Tiger was treated yesterday in an attempt to secure medical records, which could unlock the mystery of how Tiger was injured. We're told, so far no luck. Although an FHP spokesperson has said the department has not asked for a search warrant to obtain medical records, we know they are pursuing that route.
As for what charges could be filed -- there are two possibilities on the table. The main focus now is Tiger's injuries. If the injuries have the markers of a domestic dispute, we're told Tiger's wife would almost certainly be arrested.
As for Tiger, troopers are looking at whether he was driving under the influence. As we have already reported, the paramedics on the scene saw that Tiger was unresponsive and asked Elin if he was taking any meds. She went inside, retrieved two prescription bottles and gave them to paramedics. Elin said she did not know when Tiger had last taken the meds. We already reported Tiger had told a friend he was taking prescription pain meds.
But in Florida, it's almost impossible to charge someone with DUI unless someone actually sees the suspect behind the wheel, driving the vehicle. No one has come forward saying they saw Tiger driving.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paparazzi Photo, TMZ Sports, Exclusives, Tiger Woods
A former Miss Argentina died Sunday after elective surgery on her butt went terribly wrong.
According to several international reports, 37-year-old Solange Magnano suffered a pulmonary embolism after going under the knife Wednesday at a Buenos Aires medical center for a gluteoplasty – a procedure which normally involves placing implants in the buttocks to improve their outline.
Solange -- a wife and mother of 7-year-old twins -- suffered a pulmonary embolism the day after her surgery when liquid injected into her buttocks "went to her lungs and brain."
Authorities say the cause of death is still under investigation.
Solange won the crown back in 1994 -- and had since created her own modeling agency.
Britney Spears' arm-waving, lip-synched world tour has finally come to an end -- but there was still a circus waiting for her last night when she arrived at LAX.
Brit Brit returned from down undah with an Aussie flag pillow to rest her weave on -- and a sea of paparazzi ready to snap away.
Welcome back!
Filed under: Britney Spears
Gloria Allred and Rachel Uchitel had a long meeting yesterday about the story that surfaced in the National Enquirer -- linking Rachel to Tiger Woods.
We know Rachel is all fired up, claiming the two women who made the claim lied outright.
We're guessing we'll hear from Gloria today.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paparazzi Photo, Tiger Woods
They've been around the world ... from London to The Bay ... but last night, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had a date night at La Dolce Vita restaurant in Beverly Hills. 
The couple went home early, but Angie's pants were definitely too legit to quit.
Stop. Hammer time.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Brad & Angelina, Fashion
Tiger Woods will be replaced at the Chevron World Challenge -- Tiger's tourney -- by the 55th best golfer in the world.
Graeme McDowell has been around the block in golf. The Northern Ireland golfer most recently tied for 10th in the PGA Championship in Minnesota.
When we spoke with reps from the Chevron World Challenge yesterday -- after Tiger pulled out -- they said they would choose one of the top 50 golfers. They were close.
Filed under: TMZ Sports, Tiger Woods
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