Letterman Makes Paris Hilton "Sad"

316. Paris hiltons only talent.... http://gagreport.com/Funny_Pictures/sexy_paris_hilton_blow-job.htm

Posted at 8:08PM on Oct 1st 2007 by dude

317. Aww, poor stupid,spoiled whore! She's saaaaad because they're talking about her "time" in prison when they should be talking about the vehicle she's trying to promote with no talent!

Posted at 6:35PM on Oct 4th 2007 by srvblooze

318. #3...I shure glad U "NO" what yur talkin' 'bout............................
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Posted at 8:59PM on Oct 1st 2007 by Wink

319. Letterman you made fun of a slightly retarded young lady and I hope you are proud of yourself. paris does not have the mental capacity of your average guest and you should have allowed for that in the way you questioned her!!!!

Posted at 9:56PM on Oct 1st 2007 by Big Bear

320. You know, when you make fun of the American people by looking down on them and making fun of them (on your reality TV show), and then you screw up, payback is hell!. That is what is happening to Paris. Do you not realize she and Nicole were making fun of you when they did their show? Now it is easy to see who the band leader was (Nicole of course) because Paris is still just a little girl playing grown up. Letterman proved that. I laughed at her and felt sorry for her (but not too much). She has disrespected the public, now the public treats her with disrepect as well. She fell from her self made throne, got bruised and so far only seems to continue to try to climb back on. Maybe she (and Nicole) will realize we really don't want them back.

Posted at 9:11PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Kimm

321. She took herself too seriously, that's why it was funny. If she'd just relaxed and played along, it would have been fine. That's just Letterman being Letterman. He wasn't being mean. It's like he just says stuff that other people are afraid to say because they don't want to be rude. Leno wouldn't dare talk like that. Because he's BO-ring.
Paris is in love with herself, clearly.

Posted at 2:21AM on Oct 2nd 2007 by RTIZZLE

322. Oh boo freakin hoo. It was funny. I only wish I could have been there to witness it in person. Dave is a great comedian and had perfect comedic timing with the interivew. If Paris can't handle the questions maybe she shouldn't be doing interviews. In the meantime - I enjoyed watching her turn into a hot little mess during the show. It was funny!

Posted at 4:02AM on Oct 2nd 2007 by LateNiteLisa

323. Ick! She is such a manipulator! I bet she's tried that same line and goofy pout with every cop she's come across.

Besides, wasn't she supposed to be doing something to help women behind behind bars? Now she's distancing herself from that chapter in her life.

Why can't she get a sense of humor AND humanity about it, a la Martha Stewart. Oh - right - that would take intelligence and a conscience - neither of which she has.

Posted at 3:39PM on Oct 2nd 2007 by Millie in ATL

324. My advice to Paris, READ some of the CLASSICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Put some great thoughts into that TINY PEA BRAIN OF YOURS. Then you will be able to carry on intelligent conversations.

Oh and, Paris, try QVC or the Home Shopping Network for selling your "fragrance" and clothing line and not late night comedy shows. Late night comedy shows are for COMEDY. You know, when people tune in to get LAUGHS! Dave Letterman was doing his job on HIS SHOW. What the heck is wrong with you to get your feelings hurt? Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Posted at 4:23PM on Oct 2nd 2007 by Shar

325. Paris got off easy, I am surprised not all of the talk show hosts have ripped into her, after all, if any normal person did half of the things she has, they would be doing years in jail, and probably loose their right to drive for a long time. Her short stay in jail was a severe injustice, and I do belive she deserved public humiliation, I say send her back, and slap her with a huge huge fine, hit her in the pocket book, that will get her attention. I would say tack a few zeros to the end of said fine so she can compare herself to those of us that actually work hard for their money. A fine for a normal person being one thousand dollars, hers should be a million. Just think, the amount of crime that all celebs and sports players are committing, and getting away with barely a slap on the wrist, if forced to pay hefty fines, their local, state, and federal governments wouldn't be so financially burdoned.

Posted at 9:05PM on Oct 2nd 2007 by Rory

326. Look everybody!! There's been nothing new about Paris Hilton for days! She's probably HIDING OUT and making sure to not let TMZ get another photo of her just now. Or she just called them off for now, due to her excessive embarssment.

In any case, we all win! God bless David Letterman for this!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:11PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Shar

327. HUZZAH!!1 HUZZAH!!!

Posted at 7:14PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by The Truth

328. LOLOLOL @ COMMENT 64. You watched the show all your life and will stop watching it after that? Really? You've never seen letterman make fun of someone like that? Yeah? Really? How much says you've never seen his show before. Letterman is a genius and he is the freaking man.

Posted at 10:46PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by alkaline

329. boo hoo, Dave hardly left skanky any time to plug her toilet water.

Posted at 8:17PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by I hate parasite

330. Paris is way too old for that pouting routine. Couldn't believe she used it on Letterman. Once you've passed 18, one should no longer try to act 18. It's embarassing.

Posted at 12:26AM on Oct 4th 2007 by junior8